The Sugar Monster

The Sugar Monster says he's been trying to get children to eat unhealthy food for the last 839 years (although we're not sure we believe him -- he looks older). He won't tell us exactly where he lives, but from what we can tell it's somewhere in the air above the factory where they make Fluffy McNougat's Artificially-Flavored Double Stuffed Triple Layer Ice Cream Cake Cookie Dough Pies. When not annoying nice children, he likes to spend time reading the ingredients on convenience store hot dog labels, and relaxing by a roaring fire (with 70 pounds of s'more fixings in case someone gets hungry). You can reach him at monster@thesugarmonster.com.

Molly

Molly is a very sensible girl, and that's why she annoys the Sugar Monster more than any other child he's ever met. Of course she loves the occasional sweet treat, but she also loves a whole bunch of foods that help her body grow. The Sugar Monster thinks he'll be able to break her of this nasty healthy food habit one day, but we know better. You can reach her at molly@sugarmonster.com.

Molly's Dad

He helps a little with the podcast. His name is Andy Bowers.